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January 29, 2009

THE COW THEORY....!!


WORLD IDEOLOGIES EXPLAINED WITH REFERENCE TO TWO COWS!


SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

PURE ANARCHY:
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you

TOTALITARIANISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

PAKISTANI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by US and the other is controlled by the Landlords.


A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains. Both go mad. The government doesn't do anything.


ENVIRONMENTALISM:
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.


DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or ' Milk Village ' for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.


SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah and Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.



ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.

Update!!

PAVITRA-ISM:
You have two cows. They wander on the streets of Mumbai with all the other cows, stopping traffic (or directing traffic), leaving land-mines on roads, eating out of the garbage can and no one finds it weird..!!






WHICH SYSTEM DO YOU PREFER????????

6 Mississippi:

Crowscious said...

Ha ha nice one.. i have read it before though.. u should add Pavithraism at the end and write about your cow view LOL

Pavitra Ramkumar said...

hey thanx...nice idea.....mebbe i'll do dat...

Crowscious said...

LOL good one. I think that was the best one :)

Chriz said...

indianism?

looks like crow is the godmother behind this one

Anurag said...

lol....Funny post....

I prefer Indianism ....Any day :)

jb said...

Love the Dubia system...this is really funny..loved it a lot. Happy to have found your blog. Feel free to visit mine for a good read or a good laugh.

Cheers
JB